I said I wasn’t going to do a turkey list, but the temptation was just too much to resist.
Without further ado, here is the best of the worst from Fall 2016.
That look he gives you when he thinks his outfit is on point
and you change your mind and say you just wanna stay in and order pizza.
“OH Mr. Palmer, you’re so talented, OH Mr. Palmer, I love working for you!
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
If the rest of the backup dancers think they’re getting MY man with their mindless flattery, they’ve got another thing coming!
Look out, Mr. Palmer!
You WILL notice me tonight!!”
Moncler Gamme Rouge
When you didn’t get up early enough to catch the bus to your Swiss Miss audition, and you have to walk to work.
“Suzy Lecter for the defense, Your Honor.
I will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that my client is 100% innocent of all cannibalism charges.”
Comme des Garçon
Peggy didn’t care if the whole world knew she was suffering from hemorrhoids. It was her right to be comfortable when she sat down, and she was going to carry as many donut pillows with her as she wanted.
When you know you’re a bad-ass bitch, but still like it when someone calls you princess.
OK, NOW I’m done with fashion month.